wealthypizzalover asked: tell me about cotillion
your bread goes on the left and your drink goes on the right. you know this because you can make a b with your left hand and a d with your right get it
I went to public school and learned nothing about bread placement. Thanks, America public school system.
in cotillion I learned how to sit like a princess. I also know how to foxtrot, waltz, and swing dance.
What’s up, everyone! How have you been? Did we ever find the plane?
With that, I am overjoyed to announce that my book SCIENCE…FOR HER! comes out NOVEMBER 4, 2014, published by Scribner.
Science…For Her! is a science textbook written by a lady (me) for other ladies (you, the Spice…
ORDER THIS I GUARANTEE YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.
NO, I HAVEN’T READ IT YET, BUT I KNOW IT WILL BE A+++
Tom Hanks enjoying one of life’s simple pleasures.
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
Read that article and be prepared