rip dick butt
gone but never forgotten
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]
elephants are fucking awesome.
My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen
“I’m not a fancy person. I love small spaces. I like tiny cars. I don’t buy things, aside from music and books. I don’t get loads of attention and maybe it’s because I’m kind of boring. I don’t think I’m boring, but I have different interests. I don’t go out much, not because I’m hiding but because I’m not a big drinker. I go out and have a good time, I go to concerts and stuff.”
what is this i must see it
OBVIOUS CHILD. IT IS SO GOOD.
Anonymous said: How do I pick up girls and how do I tell lesbians from the not-so-lesbians?
For those of you wondering how to tell if a girl is gay, it’s quite simple. Ask.
No, do not ask if she is gay. Ask, “Do you think Kristen Stewart is gay?”
If she says “yes.” She’s gay. If she says “What? No.” then she is straight, and possibly legally blind.
Also if someone asks you this, they’re gay and are wondering if you are too.